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 You Thought i was Deado?

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El Berto
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PostSubject: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:20 am

*returns from inside an Soviet Hospital Chopper and jumps out onto the top of the heliport*

HA!?!? Thought i was Deado!? Think Again! I am the Amazing El Berto...I know a few magic tricks up my nose!


*stands up with a new pair of legs still wearing the same sweater with a .45 Defender on my hip, Katana Blade on my back and the tattoo still on my face*

PUMPED UP READY FOR ACTION *does a triple backflip onto a resource crate and laughs before accidently slipping off a corner and falling head first

FUCK!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck...F............FUCK!! That shit HURT...MOTHER OF GODAMN BLOODY THERESA AND MARYS SWEET VIRGIN PUS-

*stands up staring at you all*

What the FUCK..Ya'll LOOKING AT? *smashes head against crate* STEEL CAGE IN THERE BABY!!!...OW!!..still hurts....

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Naked Nathan
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:22 am

So...you got a new body..a small ass peashooter and a Japanese Weeaboo sword..? Where's the magic?
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:23 am

I'm still alive aren't i? MAGIC!!! Mwahahahahahha!!!
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GMP : 48950
Heroism : 1
Old Location : Canada
Cat
MB Location : Strut C Dining Hall





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GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
FUL [Lv.88] B+
BSL [Lv.10] E
RDL [Lv.56] E
BRL [Lv.0] E
IUL [Lv.70] C
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MTL [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:25 am

El Berto wrote:
I'm still alive aren't i? MAGIC!!! Mwahahahahahha!!!

No...you just came from a hospital where science and medical doctors brought you back and turned you cyborg...nothing new or magical about that...
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:26 am

Lil Puss Puss!! You Know nothing! Deformation of Character!! *spits out blood from my mouth and it still in the corner of my lip*
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GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
FUL [Lv.88] B+
BSL [Lv.10] E
RDL [Lv.56] E
BRL [Lv.0] E
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MTL [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:28 am

My dude..you just hopped out of a Russian Chopper with a Med-Unit 7 Logo.... You still Deado..
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:29 am

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *holds head tight in confusion* I will FUCK you..I'm not a Cyborg..i just got metal plating...and i'm not Deado..YOU THOUGHT..i was Deado...
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GMP : 48950
Heroism : 1
Old Location : Canada
Cat
MB Location : Strut C Dining Hall





Regain
CPU Intel Core i5-750
GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
FUL [Lv.88] B+
BSL [Lv.10] E
RDL [Lv.56] E
BRL [Lv.0] E
IUL [Lv.70] C
MHL [Lv.0] E
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:30 am

You still Deado....
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:33 am

Naked Nathan wrote:
You still Deado....

Pull Down your FUCKING pants Cowboy...i FUCKING Dare you to say i'm Deado..I will FUCK you so bad..I WILL SHOW YOU MY CQC!!!
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Militaires Sans Frontières


GMP : 48950
Heroism : 1
Old Location : Canada
Cat
MB Location : Strut C Dining Hall





Regain
CPU Intel Core i5-750
GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
FUL [Lv.88] B+
BSL [Lv.10] E
RDL [Lv.56] E
BRL [Lv.0] E
IUL [Lv.70] C
MHL [Lv.0] E
MTL [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:34 am

Deado Souls still can be gay my nigga. you sound gay as fuck...Say that shit again and we Squaring up..
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:37 am

WHAH!? Runneth up Bitch!! You Mess with El Berto...YOU get Deado!!!
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GMP : 48950
Heroism : 1
Old Location : Canada
Cat
MB Location : Strut C Dining Hall





Regain
CPU Intel Core i5-750
GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
FUL [Lv.88] B+
BSL [Lv.10] E
RDL [Lv.56] E
BRL [Lv.0] E
IUL [Lv.70] C
MHL [Lv.0] E
MTL [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:38 am

El Berto wrote:
WHAH!? Runneth up Bitch!! You Mess with El Berto...YOU get Deado!!!


Square up Nigga. You still Deado..
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Lamar Davis
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Heroism : 35
Old Location : Vanilla Unicorn
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MB Location : Strut L Oil Fence (S.S.Stretchnutz)


Matchbox
U already know
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GPU MSI GTX 1080 8GB GDDR5
RAM 16GB
FUL [Lv.65] D+
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BRL [Lv.0] E
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:40 am

*Lamar comes in between both of them hold hands out to push away from each other*

Ayo Hold on hold on hold hold up...What the fuck going on?
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:43 am

I aint no busta Fam..I don't internet beef like Drizzy and Meek Milly Figadig me? I bout mah Chedda. My home skillet biscuit. This busta saying i'm church feel me? gotta show him i aint Deado. Word up Son all up in his grill. He gonna learn today!!!
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Old Location : Vanilla Unicorn
Rat
MB Location : Strut L Oil Fence (S.S.Stretchnutz)


Matchbox
U already know
CPU Intel Core i7 4930k 6 core (3.4ghz)
GPU MSI GTX 1080 8GB GDDR5
RAM 16GB
FUL [Lv.65] D+
BSL [Lv.60] D
RDL [Lv.70] C
BRL [Lv.0] E
IUL [Lv.70] C
MHL [Lv.18] E
MTL [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:45 am

El Berto wrote:
I aint no busta Fam..I don't internet beef like Drizzy and Meek Milly Figadig me? I bout mah Chedda. My home skillet biscuit. This busta saying i'm church feel me? gotta show him i aint Deado. Word up Son all up in his grill. He gonna learn today!!!

*Lamar stands there with a confused what the fuck look on his face with his mouth open*

Yeaaa...right..sure...whatever...anyways i got something for you to do if you came back lookin for work..
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:50 am

Lamar Davis wrote:
Yeaaa...right..sure...whatever...anyways i got something for you to do if you came back lookin for work..

Yeah....Yeah! Because my shots got no Fatigue son..They just keep traveling..better blow the whistle son..homie fam skillet biscuit with the gritz on the side with the bagel and the spoon so curvy like watermelon lookin' Booty so thick and juicy.. yeeyah!!
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Heroism : 35
Old Location : Vanilla Unicorn
Rat
MB Location : Strut L Oil Fence (S.S.Stretchnutz)


Matchbox
U already know
CPU Intel Core i7 4930k 6 core (3.4ghz)
GPU MSI GTX 1080 8GB GDDR5
RAM 16GB
FUL [Lv.65] D+
BSL [Lv.60] D
RDL [Lv.70] C
BRL [Lv.0] E
IUL [Lv.70] C
MHL [Lv.18] E
MTL [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:51 am

El Berto wrote:
Yeah....Yeah! Because my shots got no Fatigue son..They just keep traveling..better blow the whistle son..homie fam skillet biscuit with the gritz on the side with the bagel and the spoon so curvy like watermelon lookin' Booty so thick and juicy.. yeeyah!


Riight.....anyways ima need invetory count of all my shit in my vessel real fast. im about to start makin moves
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:54 am

Lamar Davis wrote:
Riight.....anyways ima need invetory count of all my shit in my vessel real fast. im about to start makin moves

I gotchu cuz whippy Nay Nay Pippy Longstocking fam chum nigga f-sho-eezy. I'll get it done quicker than a 3 dollar ho sucking on this Basebol player dick. Yah? Watch Me smoke dis broccoli
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GPU Nvidia Geforce GTX 650 2GB DDR5
RAM 6GB
FUL [Lv.88] B+
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:56 am

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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:52 pm

*slowly walks in eating a poptart and notice Berto*

oh god....he's seriously back.....No no I aint dealin with this shit

*Turns around and walks the fuck out*

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RAM 12GB
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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:46 pm

*stands leaning in the doorway with hands crossed staring at berto*

Yhu know..dat metal plate wont stahp me from Skull fucking YOU right? e.e

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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:49 pm

El Berto wrote:
*returns from inside an Soviet Hospital Chopper and jumps out onto the top of the heliport*

HA!?!? Thought i was Deado!? Think Again!  I am the Amazing El Berto...I know a few magic tricks up my nose!


*stands up with a new pair of legs still wearing the same sweater with a .45 Defender on my hip, Katana Blade on my back and the tattoo still on my face*

PUMPED UP READY FOR ACTION *does a triple backflip onto a resource crate and laughs before accidently slipping off a corner and falling head first

FUCK!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck...F............FUCK!! That shit HURT...MOTHER OF GODAMN BLOODY THERESA AND MARYS SWEET VIRGIN PUS-

*stands up staring at you all*

What the FUCK..Ya'll LOOKING AT? *smashes head against crate* STEEL CAGE IN THERE BABY!!!...OW!!..still hurts....


*stands up in the bleachers* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -throws full can of diet coke at el berto and misses-
Don't worry i didn't miss, i'm just sicking a Tropic Thunder Tom Cruise "Les Grossman" on your ass
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BRL [Lv.0] E
IUL [Lv.0] E
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MTL [Lvl.0] E

PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:54 pm

KatzeKittyLuvzYuh wrote:
*stands up in the bleachers* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -throws full can of diet coke at el berto and misses-
Don't worry i didn't miss, i'm just sicking a Tropic Thunder Tom Cruise "Les Grossman" on your ass

HA!! Communist Scum..You got nothing on the Amazing el Bert- *slips and falls in the diet coke when it lands and falls face first into the concrete*



You.....mother.....FUCKER!!!! *gets up trying to hold tears*

I aint gonna cry...*eyes turn evil*

RUNNETH UP BITCH!!!!! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
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Tiger
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Gray Foxes Sword
TACOS
FUL [Lv.134] S
BSL [Lv.78] C+
RDL [Lv.98] B+
BRL [lv.96] A+
IUL [Lv.89] B+
MHL [Lv.20] E
MTL [lv.32] E

PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:58 pm

El Berto wrote:
RUNNETH UP BITCH!!!!! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*slams foot into his face and proceeds to play DDR on his face*


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PostSubject: Re: You Thought i was Deado?   Thu Apr 06, 2017 2:00 pm

ow.ow...ow..owowow..ow...you stomp like a BIT- OW!! TIME OUT!!!!..IM DRAWING BLOOD!!!!!
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