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 Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]

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Chris Johnson
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Get Fucked Kid
GMP : 41899
Heroism : 23
Old Location : Columbus Ohio
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CPU AMD FX-9590 8-Core Black Edition 4.7ghz
GPU Radeon RX 480 Asus ROG Strix 8GB
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R&D [Lv.108] A
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.72] C
Medical [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 1:44 am

*I wake up from taking a nap in a hammock. i walk down to the bottom of the boat to get me some juice from the fridge. The first thing a nigga wanna do is get to shore and get me a loud blunt. we had to be inside the Gulf of Mexico by now i see hailey sleeping on what appears to be a lumpy couch. i slap the fuck out her asscheeks since she just sitting there with no damn panties on looking like a nice ass snack. She seem to not even be phased by it. i say to myself "Fuck it" and walk back up to the bow of the boat to be greeted to a bunch of M4's, SR-23 Snipers, and 9mm Pistols with lasers all pointed at us as we pull up to the Cocoa Beach Pier.*


What the fu....

*i hear some asshole looking douchebag with a megaphone on the pier as we approach it closer*

"FREEZE ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW!! DROP YOUR FUCKING WEAPON"

*i drop my glass of juice with big ass bug eyes like wtf..bitches obviously see me with just a glass of juice..how the fuck is this a weapon?*

"I SAID DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW"

*i say with an annoyed tone* I DONT HAVE A FUCKING WEAPON!! *i suddenly realized i had my .50 Eagle Cookie made me tucked in my pants still like an OG*

Oh shit....*i get on my knees trying not to get shot as i slowly pull out my piece and slide it onto the ground*

YALL GOT THE WRONG IDEA HERE!!!!

*he cuts me off and continue to yell in the megaphone. i can literally feel the spit coming from his mouth from here and im not even next to him*

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING TERRORIST!! I COULD BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE MIDGET BITCH!!"

"Listen man we don't mean no har- *i smack my lips as i'm getting very annoyed with him"

I know yo Mortal Kombat Wanna be Stryker, Micheal Jackson tight pants wearing, lil dick imprint showing, sausage casing, 10 Gallon Head forehead looking m- *he cuts me off with microphone feedback noises. i have not the slightest clue what he said all i know i'm sick of his voice*

"YEAH YOU SLOPPY LIL BITCH...HOW OLD ARE YOU!? 30!? FUCKING SAND Nigga COMING AMERICA ILLEGALLY HUH!? NICE TRY MOTHERFUCKER!!"

BITCH I WAS BORN HERE AND IM ONLY FUCKING 17!!!! WE ARE KENYAN REFUGEES TRYING TO MAKE IT HOME!!!!

"SHUT THE FUCK UP..I DO NOT...SPEAK YOUR ARABIC LANGUAGE..IN AMERICA YOU WILL SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH"

*i sigh and let out a very frustrating grunt* Fucking Trump County.....Shit wouldn't happen if we were in Lake Erie.....

* i secretly wanted to shoot this muthafucka so damn bad but i knew not only could i not get a clear shot before the rest of the SWAT team turn me into swiss cheese, but the range from my pistol don't make it..so i just stand there until the boat reaches the pier. When it does the entire SWAT come raid the boat to find everyone sleep, there's guns in the back, and a shiton of food. they suduce me with brute force and apply handcuffs to me as everyone else wake up and gets the same treatment*

"uhuuuh...looks like we got a couple of Arabic fuckers planning a mass shooting.."

Bitch you can clearly see two passengers are white as fu- *he backhands me with a fucking pistol that really makes me fucking angry*

"MIMICKING OUR LANGUAGE YOU LITTLE BITCH?? i will blow your fucking brain out..."

*he continues to kick me around until my wallet pops out and he sees my Social Security Card pop out*

"what...the fuck...? So we're stealing peoples wallets now huh?"

BITCH THATS MY MOTHERFUCKING WALLET!

*he takes the 40 bucks out of my wallet and rip up my SSC*

OH HELL NAW...i'ma kill this motherfu- *he smacks me again*

"Shut your fucking mouth....looks like you're an AMERICAN boy.......But to me all i see are a bunch of Terrorist...and that's what ima report in..if you gotta problem with it you can suck this dick!"

*they check the rest of us to find out Hailey and Lamar both have Criminal Records...Hailey have Weed charges and Lamar has multiple felonies for gang banging, drug trafficking and disturbing the peace*

"well well well...if it isn't mr. OG Lamar Davis.....welcome back home boy.....i got a nice warm place you can stay..with delicious meals...just WAITING for you and your buddies...looks like this man GETTING A PROMOTION!! WHOOO!!!!...TAKE THEM ALL AWAY DOWNTOWN"

*we all get escorted into a SWAT truck and headed to Florida State Prison*


GODamn...we escape prison just to end up in prison thanks to these racist ass Pigs...Fuck this shit....

*i head butt one of the officers who knocks over in the truck. the rest are shocked. before they could raise a weapon i kicked the shit out of the Rifle in his hand as the key falls out..the 3rd officer begins reaching for his gun..he fires 5 stray bullets at me. i quickly try to dodge them..one hit my foot..but the rest happened to hit the driver...i head butt that fucker too..grab the key to cuffs and release myself and the crew.

*the fucking truck swerves out of control and hits another car on the highway..we got flying back as the back doors swing open and we all fall out...i get up to realize were we are*

Aw shit...here we go again...back in the ghetto...

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Old Location : Miami, FL
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GPU EVGA GTX 1060 6GB DDR5
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Combat [Lv.110] S
R&D [Lv.0] E
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.70] B
Medical [Lv.78] B

PostSubject: Re: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 2:40 am

*rolls out of the SWAT truck back first with no panties on and just a T-Shirt. Gets up and grabs an MP5 from a knocked out officer..i noticed another one is a female so i quickly grab her pants and put them on..they barely fit after changing i stand there aggressively looking at Chris and Lamar*

What....the fuck chris...the fucking LAW is gonna be on our ass now!! D:

Once that Prick officer realize we're not at the Big house..we got a problem.

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Hello Guest, Today is Sun Jan 21, 2018 if you are wondering. Have a nice day!! ^-^
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Chris Johnson
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Militaires Sans Frontières

Get Fucked Kid
GMP : 41899
Heroism : 23
Old Location : Columbus Ohio
Dragon

M&Ms
CPU AMD FX-9590 8-Core Black Edition 4.7ghz
GPU Radeon RX 480 Asus ROG Strix 8GB
RAM 8GB
Combat [Lv.67] C
R&D [Lv.108] A
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.72] C
Medical [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 2:18 pm

@Naomi Nakashima wrote:
Once that Prick officer realize we're not at the Big house..we got a problem.

Nah...we going to Prison tho.. *Picks up a Remington R870 and a Beretta M92f from a snitch* We gonna pay that little bitch a visit. I'm calling the shots now in this motherfucka. *tosses a 9mm clip at hailey and another Beretta* We gonna head to this safehouse on the north side of town...*got that careless dangerous look in my eye as a citizen comes up with their Ford Focus on the free way. I stop in front of them and blow that bitch's brain out. kick that bitch out the car*

You comin?

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GMP : 28048
Heroism : 43
Old Location : Miami, FL
Buffalo


CPU Intel i5 3570k Quad Core (3.4ghz)
GPU EVGA GTX 1060 6GB DDR5
RAM 10GB
Combat [Lv.110] S
R&D [Lv.0] E
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.70] B
Medical [Lv.78] B

PostSubject: Re: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 4:03 pm

*My eye twitches as i see him blow the brains of an innocent bitch all over the dashboard.*

I'm getting to old for this shit v.v


*i get in the passenger seat as i put on my seatbelt because i totally trust a kid behind a wheel of a Ford Focus with no seatbelt and can barely reach the peddle*

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Chris Johnson
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Militaires Sans Frontières

Get Fucked Kid
GMP : 41899
Heroism : 23
Old Location : Columbus Ohio
Dragon

M&Ms
CPU AMD FX-9590 8-Core Black Edition 4.7ghz
GPU Radeon RX 480 Asus ROG Strix 8GB
RAM 8GB
Combat [Lv.67] C
R&D [Lv.108] A
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.72] C
Medical [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 4:07 pm

*Puts in Tyler The Creators's Who Dat boy with the volume 100% loud as i hit the gass with full force causing the car to jerk forward and make skrrt noise as i go down the highway doing 80mph trying to push this piece of shit to 100mph not giving a fuck swerving past cars with no blinker on trying to make it to Brooksville in Florida.*

I wish a motherfucking cop would try to pull me over. he gonna be Giblet soup on the ground.

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New Haven Syndicate

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GMP : 28048
Heroism : 43
Old Location : Miami, FL
Buffalo


CPU Intel i5 3570k Quad Core (3.4ghz)
GPU EVGA GTX 1060 6GB DDR5
RAM 10GB
Combat [Lv.110] S
R&D [Lv.0] E
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.70] B
Medical [Lv.78] B

PostSubject: Re: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 4:18 pm

@Chris Johnson wrote:
I wish a motherfucking cop would try to pull me over. he gonna be Giblet soup on the ground.

*can barely hear what the fuck he saying due to this song being played loud and distorted over shitty factory Ford Speakers*

Jesus kid... ._.

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Chris Johnson
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Militaires Sans Frontières

Get Fucked Kid
GMP : 41899
Heroism : 23
Old Location : Columbus Ohio
Dragon

M&Ms
CPU AMD FX-9590 8-Core Black Edition 4.7ghz
GPU Radeon RX 480 Asus ROG Strix 8GB
RAM 8GB
Combat [Lv.67] C
R&D [Lv.108] A
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.72] C
Medical [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 5:32 pm

@Naomi Nakashima wrote:
@Chris Johnson wrote:
I wish a motherfucking cop would try to pull me over. he gonna be Giblet soup on the ground.

*can barely hear what the fuck he saying due to this song being played loud and distorted over shitty factory Ford Speakers*

Jesus kid... ._.


I don't give a FUCK man....*does a 180 turn running two red lights and parks the car right in the middle of the Southern hills estate. gets out the car and goes inside to door "N". I knock 5 times then 3 times to have a low level thug open the door for me. i give a discreet handshake as we go inside an apartment looking complex with a bunch of niggas in the living room playing PS4, smoking weed, doing coke, and drink 40oz. with glocks on the table. i go to the backroom after someone hands me some dank ass weed and into a room with a large bedroom, a table and a dresser. On the bed lays out a series of guns, ammo and vests. I toss the fucking 9mm bullshit and Remington shotgun to pick up some real grade shit.*

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Heroism : 43
Old Location : Miami, FL
Buffalo


CPU Intel i5 3570k Quad Core (3.4ghz)
GPU EVGA GTX 1060 6GB DDR5
RAM 10GB
Combat [Lv.110] S
R&D [Lv.0] E
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.70] B
Medical [Lv.78] B

PostSubject: Re: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 5:46 pm

*Comes in with the most anxious and nervous look until i see a blunt on the table next to some idiots in the kitchen. They look at me like i don't know what the hell im doing when i grab it. They begin to watch me take 5 puffs to the head like it's milk.*

What is this o.o

This is low grade ._.

*the thugs look at me at amusement as someone mention it's loud*

This isn't loud enough...it's just whisper in my ear ._.

*i follow chris into the backroom*

So this is where you keep all the coco puffs e.e

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Chris Johnson
New California Republic Ranger
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Militaires Sans Frontières

Get Fucked Kid
GMP : 41899
Heroism : 23
Old Location : Columbus Ohio
Dragon

M&Ms
CPU AMD FX-9590 8-Core Black Edition 4.7ghz
GPU Radeon RX 480 Asus ROG Strix 8GB
RAM 8GB
Combat [Lv.67] C
R&D [Lv.108] A
Support [Lv.5] E
Intel [Lv.72] C
Medical [Lv.0] E

PostSubject: Re: Paved With Good Intentions [30% FINAL]   Yesterday at 7:02 pm

@Naomi Nakashima wrote:
So this is where you keep all the coco puffs e.e

*does not make eye contact with her as i start to put 7.62x39mm ammunition inside my banana clips and pistol mags with a blunt in my mouth puffing on it like a train. a Large smoke cloud begins to fill my area on the bed as i prep up*

There's female clothes in the closet over there...*i pick up my Draco Assault Pistol and slide that motherfucking banana in and cock that fucker back*

Take your pick in what the fuck you want...i don't care..just don't touch shit on this bed....

*i put the Draco down to pick up the Hudson H9 Semi Auto pistol 9mm. i put it back together before sliding Hollow point tips in that bitch as well*

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